Welcome to the all-new and (hopefully) improved Fart Page! This was adpated from the original idea by Rik Mayall from The Young Ones in some book I saw. I actually used to do the same thing but instead of using the word 'fart' I used 'slipper'-don't ask me why, I thought it was hilarious at the time.
The original Fart Page was set up ages ago while I was still studying at uni and was visited by over 80,000 people! It was also an Official Useless Page. Woohee! But the ISP lost it so I must start from scratch. I'm sorry to all the people who took the time to visit and leave their messages-I hope you all come back and even more people will be touched by this brand of toilet humour.
All you do is replace a word in a song/film/tv title with the word 'fart'. Sounds juvenile but it's a real hoot!
Here is a picture of me and my pals!
From l-r : me, Anne, Kim(she's the one who helped me set up the original FP).
Please sign my 'fartbook' and give me your suggestions while you're at it!